Sponsor me and help me rise to the challenge for Sport Relief. The money you give goes directly to helping people living unimaginably tough lives in the UK and across the world. Or don't bother and you can be a miserable sod! Look, I am running 5280 yards. That is a long way to carry my (ample) frame. Please stump up some cash. It'll make you fee better and me feel worse. A win-win if ever there was one. Luckily the sponsors donated will go directly to Sport Relief and we will avoid all the aggro I had when the 'sponsored' parachute jump I went to in about 1990 never took place due to the weather and I got very, VERY drunk on the proceeds instead.